KAIJU BIG BATTEL has become not only hugely popular but also expertly produced, a far cry from the early days (circa 1997) when they allowed an uncoordinated sissy like myself in the ring. Behold the dinosaur-kangaroo hybrid Dino Kang, best described by her trading card:
Type: The Cute and Friendliest
Height: 48,000 pikachu
Weight: 70 doraemon
Attack: Cutest prehistoric hop
Dino Kang wasn’t the parents haver, coming fast from under carpet. Green complexion makes huge competition with Midori, who can be the scarier ugly? Really is true cute creature with maximum flimsy body and dirty fingernails. Who has no toes, has resemble potato sack running? Not is green bladder, but is friendliest of Dino Kang monster.
Frequently clobbered but peppy anyway, Dino Kang met her untimely end due to asbestos poisoning. Her spawn, Dino Kang Jr. was cloned from her corpse by villainous mastermind Dr. Cube. Read the whole story at kaiju.com.
Images and characters used with permission from Kaiju Big Battel.
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