TAKING IT ON THE CHIN
The diary should probably go in the Performance section. I don’t always draw a line between what’s me and what’s Kitty. It’s all me. It’s not all true. Some of it is bad. Some of my real life is bad. You see what I’m getting at. Here are some entries I like:
05-14-02 Child care
06-17-02 Fathers Day
08-16-02 Urban Safari: Trashy Lingerie
10-03-02 A Bukkake Home Companion
12-08-02 Are you there, Dunkin' Donuts? It's me, Kitty
01-03-03 I did not really get much from you
02-19-03 Interview with a Former Dunkin' Donuts Employee
03-30-03 Interested
05-11-03 Mothers Day
05-22-03 Taxi Driver poem
06-09-03 How to Run a Half-Marathon
02-18-04 Around
03-12-04 Are You Lonesome Tonight?
04-22-04 You Cannoli Imagine
05-09-04 The Archive of Inadvertent Bukkake
06-05-04 I have an accent and I'm not afraid to use it
09-27-04 Slot machine
10-20-04 In loco parentis
10-25-04 Modus vivendi
12-07-04 Requiescat in pace
12-12-04 Last night
01-05-05 Non compos mentis
03-13-05 Hey you guys, remember how fluffy that bunny was?
04-03-05 Four months
05-11-05 Leave well enough alone
05-15-05 Happy St. Dymphna's Day, you mentalcase
05-31-05 Robot Fantasy
08-18-05 Symbolically yrs, Kitty
09-30-05 Talk about No Good Doers! Shut up and learn your lines
10-12-05 No-mah rescues 2 dumb broads in Boston Haahbah
12-02-05 Year One
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